Kingsweep Sorting Quiz 12 March 2026 Leave a Comment Welcome to your Kingsweep Sorting Quiz Your candle is about to splutter out, what do you do? Scream and flail Fan the flame too hastily and accidentally extinguish it Scream, flail, and knock over the dying candle to accidentally set your whole house on fire Calmly relight the candle like an aDuLT omg you're so mature get over it Let it go out, stage your own death, and set up your enemy to take the fall Ask someone to help, and then grade their performance None When you walk into a room, what reaction do you get most commonly? Um, who are you? Nothing, they don't even notice you. *everyone bows* and says "Milady" Someone reaches for a fire extinguisher while someone else hides the knives. You get love-mobbed by all your adoring friends. A whole lot of sus side-eye 🥸 None Your ideal career is: Australia Post Employee (the one that sneaks up to jane's house as quietly as possible so she can't hear them coming and then they knock with all the heft of a teeny tiny bird's sigh, so gently that the knock might as well be imaginary (and let's be honest, it IS imaginary), and then you don't slip a "sorry we missed you card" into the mailbox because BE HONEST YOU'RE STANDING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD TURNING THOSE LIL SLIPS INTO PAPER PLANES TO FLY INTO MY MAILBOX SO THAT YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO EXIT YOUR VAN Party Planner Court Fool who does juggling n stuff Office Gossipmonger Star Athlete That lady who got sent to prison for poisoning a bunch of people with mushrooms (true story) None What level would you reach on Hot Wings? Level Andre 3000 Jane you still don't know what the hot wings levels are do you I'd use the hot wings sauce to incapacitate my enemy and then fill their moufs with hot wings till they choke and dieeeee Jane that's not how you spell moufs Is this a punishment? Am I being punished? I'm sorry miss jackson, I am 4 eels None Ok dial it back, you psycho. Normal question: what's your weapon of choice? a backhanded compliment and a smile a rabid sausage dog oskie on crack a desexed scorpion named Carl bribery and threats an axe None The Kingsfete is in town! What are you most excited to do? Drink wine, dance, fall over, pass out, wake up pantsless in the back of a donkey cart - then sue the person who sold you the wine, buy out their wine stall, and turn it into a profitable business that makes other people drunk and pantsless Sneak off into the woods and get chemically zombified by a secret task force Trade your family donkey for three magic beans, but then trade the three magic beans for three new donkeys so really was it so bad no it wasn't Jump on stage in the middle of a performance, steal the show, get offered a job, leave the next day to be a star performer Trick your enemy into boarding the Kingsweep by getting them drunk and convincing them it's their house Accidentally trick yourself into boarding the Kingsweep by getting drunk and thinking it's your house None A terrifying shadow monster breaks into your home, what do you do? Attempt to barter with it to see what you can get out of the situation Make loud noises to scare it away Make it a cup of tea and ask how its day was Introduce yourself as Deathsong and claim to also be a monster and when it asks for proof, tell it to close its eyes and then you just run away Make it a cup of tea and ask how its day was (but the tea has arsenic in it) Fight it. Duh. Fight it real good. Fight it hard. *cue fight music* None Time's up
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